The New World
In April of 1607, as the history books remind us, Captain John Smith (Colin Farrell) and and the Virginia Company—under a grant from King Charles I—settled to colonize what is now Jamestown, Virginia. As far as I know, that’s where the similarities end. As Jennifer Hemmingsen of Indian Country Today notes, historians seem to agree there was no romance between John Smith and Pocahantas. However, I’m not interested in judging the historical accuracy of films as I view all films as essentially derivative in one way…
Chris Wilton (Jonathan Rhys Myers), a former tennis pro, is scoping out apartments near a tennis club. He tries reading Dostoevsky, but picks up the Cambridge Companion instead. This is a pun, but you’ll get why later. He’s invited to join his friend, Tom Hewett (Matthew Goode) and Tom’s father Alec (Brian Cox) at the opera. Tom’s sister, Chloe (Emily Mortimer), glances surreptitiously at Chris throughout…
Because I didn’t exactly hate “Finding Nemo,” despite its recycling of a plot that’s essentially kept Disney on life support since “Bambi,” and because I found the concept of “Defending Your Life” amusing (yes, I’m an atheist, but it’s a movie), I thought this movie could be funnier than hell. I was born in India, and…